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Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Did My Heart Love till now?



I have a three year old son who, although he loves Bob the Builder and Handy Manny, hasn’t completely worked out gender stereotypes.  He says that pink is for girls and every other colour is for boys and that Disney Princess is for girls, but some Disney films are acceptable no matter what gender.  So, watched Tangled the other day and I found myself rather involved in the romance and then it struck me: this is exactly why young women are disappointed by the reality of grown up relationships.

Flynn is a bad boy with a sharp tongue, he is Disney-handsome, but once Rapunzel has secured his confidence (while in peril)we realise that he has a back story.  It turns out he isn’t shallow, irreverent, avaricious and without scruples: he is Eugene and comes from a difficult background.  He realises that there’s more to life than stealing for money, that his dream of having an island of his own and bathing in enormous piles of money, is not enough for him any more now that he has learned to love.  Ahhh.  And yet, when the credits rolled, I couldn’t help but wonder what Rapunzel would have thought of Eugene once she’d been around him for a few years, once he’d bought her pickled onions for her birthday, or once he'd started leaving his dirty clothes on the bathroom floor with the belief that a fairy (Disney fairy) would pick them up for him.

If our expectations of romance stem from Disney, or how romance is represented in novels and 80s movies in particular, then we might become disillusioned by the reality of what romance really is in the real world.  We have a girl (always gorgeous-and who doesn’t know it) and a devilishly handsome, dimple-chinned guy (who has more to him than simple good looks) who chases aforementioned girl, but there’s a complication, which drives the plot, until they get together in the end.  As the credits roll, we witness their first kiss, or their wedding, or their first foray into the bedroom.  And that satisfies us because we are not asked to think about what might come afterwards-the empty platitudes, the awkward let down: “It’s me. I’m just not ready for intimacy.”  Sigh.   

What we want is for someone  to fall in love with us so completely that they don’t even notice that we’re a mannequin, or that we’ve just been whoring it up on Hollywood Boulevard.  Even a hard-hearted, hardnosed businessman can fall in love and chase a prostitute while riding a horse.  If he can do it… (!)  Here is a funny article, posted to Facebook by a great friend of mine:

It made me laugh.  I blame Shakespeare and Romeo and Juliet, where young teenagers defy their families, marry in secret, Romeo commits murder, is banished and then, ultimately kills himself, and so does she because she’s a follower.  (Don’t worry, I love this play and there’s more to it than that, but it’s much more amusing to mock the bare bones of the story.) Wuthering Heights: love lasts beyond death, just like in Ghost. If only Heathcliff had a Woopie Goldburg the tale might have been quite different.  But, we realise, too, that not only is this all fiction, it is mostly ridiculous, too. 

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

New Beginnings!



This time last year, I wrote my first ever blog post!  I have written a grand total of 22 posts in that time, which is a bit pathetic really in comparison to even moderate bloggers.  I could put it down to being madly busy trying to juggle work, tutoring, crafting, exercise and home life, or the fact that if I don’t have a fully formed idea in mind I just don’t bother writing anything.  

Now that my hangover has subsided, I have been musing over New Year’s resolutions.  Apart from the usual, eat less, drink less, look better, take care of myself more, give myself some more time to relax, I was thinking about the following:
1)       Stop thinking about experiences in terms of pithy epithets I don’t ever post on Facebook.
2)      Try to be less cynical about people in authority.
3)      Stay in touch with old friends.
4)      Read the books I already have and try not to buy any more. 
5)      Write more. (I have an idea for a book-maybe this year, I’ll write it?!)

Happy New Year to everyone.  It is indeed a time of new beginnings.  I wrote about my cousin who died suddenly this year in an accident.  His wife gave birth to his son on New Year’s Eve, which does indeed mark a new beginning. 

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Top Five and the Shovel List



                                                                 
I have a lovely friend who has been on sabbatical for nearly a year and has been travelling round the world enjoying a plethora of temples, beaches and alcohol of every flavour, soaking up cultural experiences and coming to an understanding of what rather irks him about the human race.  He has documented his experience in a Blog (http://my12monthcareerbreak.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/top-5/)  It is very funny, and has, on more than one occasion, almost caused me to expectorate coffee/tea/red wine all over my living room as a gleeful chortle instinctively escaped. 
The link above takes you directly to a particular Blog post I enjoyed recently, about a game he plays with friends: Top five.  It’s straight forward: come up with the top five things in life that make you happy.  Conversely, to satisfy that acerbic streak we all have, he suggests we come up with a top five “shovel list”, the thinking being that it should be things we would like to see hit with the afore-mentioned garden implement.
This evening, I asked my husband what his “Top Five” would be and here it is:

  • A strong cheese (he was eating some Stilton at the time and I did say that his choice could be out with the things he could see from the sofa or the things he was doing at that very moment…)  

  • Noticing the small things (sometimes he can go into a room, walk down the street, and see something marvelous that I just didn’t notice… Quite often this phenomenon occurs while we are in the car where he will point out a particularly interesting vehicle when all I want to do is sleep.  I shall point out that usually, this is not when I am driving.)

  • 6 Music- the best music station in the BBC’s air-wave vocabulary.  ( I think he has a crush on Lauren Laverne.)

  • Dogs with their heads protruding from car windows while the vehicle is in motion, especially if their tongues are lolling in the breeze.  He has often said how intrinsically happy that makes him. 

  • Success (not the crazy, driven kind, but the small successes after a long stretch of bad luck. He recently got a new job and said that it was the first time in a long time when he experienced the involuntary need to jump upwards while punching the air.) 

  • He said that the wife and kids were a given, but did add that nothing makes him more happy than the welcome our boys give him when he comes in from work.  (Perhaps, I will qualify that by saying, except when one, or both of them, is screaming, having a tantrum, or whinging.)

Shovel List

  • Lazy T.V journalism.  Even our trusty BBC are culprits of the use of stock phrases or the use of overly emotive language akin to channels on which there are adverts. 

  • People quoting from films they  haven’t seen, like when lines from films become detached from the film they were in, in the first place, like “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” when the person has never seen “Apocalypse Now,” nor do they know what napalm is.  As an add on, he really does not like it when people wear fashion T-shirts with the name of an old, pretty cool band on it that they definitely will not be listening to on a regular basis, nor are they a fan of.  He pities the Ramones whose name and aesthetics have been sold to the consumer as a product.  It’s all about the music, maaan.

  • Fern Cotton (‘yoof’ TV presenter) , who embodies the zeitgeisty insincerity we both hope goes out of fashion, and soon.

  • This may be a really British thing, I don’t know, but people who write “Happy Birthday Tam (for example)” on old beds-sheets and, in the middle of the night, affix it to a major roundabout in their place of domicile.  My husband sees this as being a real indignity… how does one decide which bedsheet is going to be utilised to facilitate such an outpouring of emotion-the newest, the cleanest?  I doubt it…although I don’t think either of us has ever looked close enough to find out.

  • Finally, when nice cheese is wrapped in white, wax paper, but when you open it you discover, to your absolute horror, that the supermarket shrink-wrapped it anyway.  (Yip, he notices the small things, that are in front of him right this minute!)

If I asked our son-the one who can talk-what his top five were he’d say the following:

  • Bob the Builder. 

I would say, “What else would you like to put on your top five list?” and he would look puzzled.  
“But, I like Bob the Builder.”  Quick list.  Simple tastes.

 I am musing over my own list.



Grrrrr.  Why oh why?

yeah!!!!!

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Saturday Morning fun.







Myself and my oldest child (three today) had a go with some Epic Straws, or as he put it, "What can we do with the worms and the monkey ears?"  We managed to create something symmetrical, but it was a bit awkward to drink with.  Despite such difficulties, with Herculean effort, he managed to sip some of the good stuff.   He then enjoyed (possibly more) pulling the structure apart, causing droplets of Cravendale to ping and splash in all directions, proving that, to a toddler, it's as much fun, if not more fun, to dismantle as to create. 

Due to all the giggles and hilarity, he drank cold milk for the first time and seemed to enjoy it.  Job done!



Sunday, 2 September 2012

Will I ever read again?



 

For two weeks I have been back at work after ten months looking after a new baby and a toddler, enjoying and being frustrated with all that entails.  When I walked into school, I was both apprehensive to be back and quite eager to get started, eager to return to a routine I have known for twelve years.  I unpacked my many copies of "Othello", my Beckett hoard, copies of "The Red Room", "Streetcar" and a lovely book of poetry called, “The Book of Luminous Things,” which I thought I might refer to with my Advanced English class, with whom I can indulge my penchant for great poetry inspiring great writing. 

I still went to my book group, once again only having read half of the prescribed text; I signed up to tutor and went to some exercise classes, knowing that it won’t be long before I find juggling it all, almost impossible.  I rearranged my “To Read” books onto a separate shelf and now I’m eying it with a real sense of guilt, or rather, they are eying me with a strong sense of indignation: “Thanks for saving us from Amazon’s dusty warehouse, but when were you thinking of cracking the spines?”  I have four novels by my side on the sofa, all of which are started, but unfinished.  I think I am biting off more than I can chew.  I suppose that this year is not the time to attempt Proust’s “In Search of Lost Time”? 

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Online or offline, that is the question...


 


I remember being a young undergraduate of 18 and tutting (silently, from that place that felt superior because it rejected most forms of technology) at other students who had mobile phones and delighted in talking loudly upon them.  “I’ll never be one of those people who’ll own one of those things.  If I’m out, I don’t want to be contactable.”  This was 1996, when we had an “Introduction to the Internet” as a compulsory class at the beginning of first year and directed to one of two major search engines: Yahoo or Alta Vista.  Google was but a fledgling flexing its wings.  We were told to “search” for something… It was painfully slow dial-up and our email accounts looked like Ceefax.  I didn’t even know what to search for. To find journal articles in the library we had to look up enormous reference books and search under keywords.  Research was a difficult process; there was no such thing as Google Scholar.  On the plus side, when I found an obscure article to reference in an essay, I was delighted.  Not everyone on the course could have the same bibliography created by searching the same academic journals on the same websites. 

But, things move on; technology makes things easier, more accessible. My sister game me a brick (mobile phone) when I was in fourth year so that my family could contact me easily.  I still rejected it: it remained plugged in, in my room and was never taken out to become “mobile”.  Perhaps this was more to do with how unbelievably uncool it was; after all, I didn’t go to university in an 80s movie.  I still used my Sony Walkman, which I thought was marvellous as it could slip so easily into my pocket. But, when Brick gave up the ghost and I realised that I quite liked texting as it didn’t engender the commitment of a phone call, I bought a new phone before I went to teacher training college in 2000.  This was the thin edge of a dangerous wedge.  I used it for texting, and for the one thing I thought I would never do: for cancelling plans at the last minute, or for warning friends of my tardiness. Having it meant that plans were never really “fixed”, but rather in constant flux, which is modern life to a tee. We don’t even have to commit to going to a concert we’ve bought tickets for.  


I have a Belgian friend, who lives in Brussels who is 36 and has never owned a mobile phone; he absolutely refuses.  He’s the most reliable person I know.  He never cancels; he always turns up where he has planned and when he has planned.  He has to.  He isn’t on Facebook either, thus he’s never texting and updating his status simultaneously, while pinning on Pinterest, Blogging and buying unnecessary stuff on Ebay while drunk.  Ok, so he’s hard to pin down, to get him to answer his phone and I don’t see pictures he’s been tagged in whilst unawares, but at least he still emanates a sense of mystery which I would click “Like” on if I could.  

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

My Year With Beckett.


A few months ago, I decided that I would go to a book group with complete strangers.  I wanted to do something that I could do by myself, allowing me a little freedom from family life.  I joined and then couldn’t find time to read anything or go for ages.  Ostensibly, every two weeks, the small group meets in a lovely little café, filled with books, and we discuss…books.  Admittedly, the first week was a bit of a cheat as I had read many of the possible titles in the past, so didn’t actually read anything new; however, this week I am working on reading, “If on a Winter’s Night A Traveller,” as we were given the task of reading any book from the Oulipo group .  I had never heard of this before either, before you feel that you may have to, in your Oulipoean ignorance, retreat to Wikipedia for a briefing.  

I cheated a second time: I didn’t go to the book group alone.  I went with my friend, who is almost double my age, but we are strangely connected; she is hilarious, clever, warm and pithy.  As we sat around the table, there came a hiatus in the conversation and my friend said, “Isn’t it strange that sometimes you read a book at exactly the right time, so that it makes an imprint in your life that it might not have otherwise?” (This is the gist of what she said, paraphrased, missing out how she qualified it once she read the reaction from our fellow book-groupies)   There was silence, perhaps contemplative, but more likely she had said something that over-stretched what complete strangers are willing to discuss upon a first meeting.  It is something which has really stuck with me, however.  
 
I had one project I wanted to work on over the Summer, before I returned to work in August:  I wanted to read and prepare to teach “Waiting for Godot” and “Endgame,” not realising the enormity of what I was taking on, not just in terms of the difficulty and complexity of the material itself, but also how reading Beckett can cause us to question our existence: who are we and why are we here?

I read “Nausea” when I was sixteen/seventeen and I read Camus, as any young chin-stroker is want to do once on that path.    When I read “Nausea” I understood that the protagonist, in trying to understand his place and purpose in the world, realises that there is no purpose, just a disconnectedness from everything.  He questions free-will and how we try to blind ourselves from the purposelessness of existence.  Light stuff.  Not a lot of laughs.  Despite my seeming irreverence, the ideas remained with me. 

 A year later, while visiting my uncle in Paris, he took me to Montparnasse Cemetery, which is the one where Jim Morrison is not buried.  It lies in the shadow of Montparnasse Tower, and is smaller and less sprawling than its Père.  It is where the great literary and intellectual giants are buried: Ionesco, Baudelaire, Simone de Beauvoir, Sartre, Beckett.  On the one hand, it is odd that these cemeteries are tourist destinations ( maps of where the famous and influential are buried are available in all good book stores), but on the other hand, I don’t belittle why people want to visit: I too am intuitively drawn.  Why seek out the local dead?  I couldn’t help but wonder what Sartre might have thought of the German family picnicking beside the grave he shares with Simone de Beauvoir when I visited with my uncle nearly two decades ago.  What were they seeking apart from a decent bench upon which to feast on Bratwurst and bread?   There, I saw the grave of Baudelaire, covered with messages and poems, held in place with small pebbles.  I recall being drawn to the intimacies inscribed on these pieces of paper; it was like coming across an open diary where I wanted to read, but felt like an intruder.  Back then, I didn’t know Beckett and as his grave is so plain and without ostentation, I didn’t visit.  I remember the quiet, leafy, contemplativeness of Montparnasse and the uneasy feeling, being surrounded with thousands of tombs, gives me: death is final, but visiting a headstone makes it seem less so. 
                                                                                         
This Summer, in my quest to understand Beckett, I returned to Montparnasse.  It felt inevitable: I was in Paris for one day, for my wedding anniversary.  Where else would we go?  He’s buried close to Serge Ginsburg, whose grave is strewn with postcards, sketches, metro tickets, unsmoked cigarettes.  As we walked past, a young, very bohemian-looking couple were talking, taking pictures, seeking some alone-time with the man they’d come to visit.  We left them to it in our quest to find Beckett.  Due to an organised grid-system it didn’t take long to track him down.  His grave is a flat, grey, shiny, marble affair with a space for potted flowers at the front.  There were no letters penned by the broken-hearted, no tickets or cigarettes strewn on top.  It seemed apt that the man, who was embarrassed by accolades while alive, should have such an unassuming burial plot.  I stood, looked, read the inscription (he’s buried alongside his wife) and thought about him, about what I’d read so far.  There was no epiphany.  I would have to work harder to get closer to this man, it seemed.  (If this was a short story, I would have laboured the metaphor:  to find Beckett, there was no map, no straight route, only death in all its absurdity…)  

Walking away, we passed by Serge again, and the young couple who we had seen on the way to Beckett.  Surprisingly, he had extracted a trumpet from his back-pack and was preparing to play.  As we headed towards the exit, the poignant, heart-breakingly sad notes followed us, drifting up into the grey sky.  We made a de-tour to Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir, on our way out, my husband feeling increasingly uneasy as more tourists flocked by us, holding photocopied maps, ticking off the famous they’d already encountered and making a bee-line for those they had not as yet.  I could no longer hear the notes of the trumpet player. 

Beckett I fear, is not someone anyone can just read for fun (who would, let’s face it).  It is life-changing.  We buried another member of our family today (another aunt, aunt to the cousin who died only months ago) and as it is the third funeral I’ve been to in two years, for that branch of our family, I am still numb.  She was a graduate of English literature: a great wit, a great mind, a great drinker.  I bet she read Beckett and laughed.  “Waiting for Godot” is pretty funny.  

My point is: I am reading Beckett at a time when death has reared his head on too many occasions, when I see symmetries in it, repetitiveness in experiences, and even in Montparnasse, I imagined happening upon Vladimir and Estragon, waiting and waiting.  I think I need to read something lighter, for now.